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Jul 22nd at 11PM / via: robintheshrew / op: androphilia / 123,428 notes
facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river
Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.
The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.
Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.


Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: personqwer / op: makemelaughblog / 104,205 notes
eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy


Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: levkamenev / op: fatsmeow / 227,569 notes

Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: personqwer / op: pretendplaytime / 40,607 notes

Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: killyourlullaby / op: fauhxy / 313,844 notes

Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: personqwer / op: neilcicierega / 92,135 notes
joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Jul 22nd at 1PM / via: levkamenev / op: elegyforadream / 1,060 notes

Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: personqwer / op: poyzn / 286,134 notes

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..


Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: nechronos / op: notbadword / 19,897 notes
notbadword:

notbadword:

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You met me at a very strange time in my life.

You met me at a very strange time in my life.



Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: mentalhallucinations / op: nyonly / 4,486 notes

mentalhallucinations:

 

Apeles Mestres, Liliana (1907)

mentalhallucinations:

 

Apeles Mestres, Liliana (1907)


Jul 22nd at 1AM / via: mentalhallucinations / op: lohrien / 26,512 notes

mentalhallucinations:

 

Illustrations by Daniel Teixeira